IQ test 4 everyone ...

by G-Dz Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:43 pm

Your Yearly mental ability Test

It's that time of year to take our annual test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ' silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to
question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East G ermany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany , or no man's land'?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four g et on. In Cardiff, 1 1 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

by 影子刺客 Wed 01 Jul 2009, 12:02 am

ANgeline, becareful when u see me :25:

Your questions................... :32:

by Yee Wed 01 Jul 2009, 12:25 am

Haha ~~~Angeline cham lor make senoir angry liao~~~~

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by G-Dz Wed 01 Jul 2009, 6:31 am

haha ... i will ... XD

4 ur info, m not da 1 who make da Qs .... = ="

got it 4m email ...

by Yee Wed 01 Jul 2009, 9:36 am

So many mail u got ar ==''~~~~~
and some are quiet stupid ><'' ~~~~~sry for say that....

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by G-Dz Wed 01 Jul 2009, 9:44 am

nvm

cause my mum/ dad got it 4m friendz then they share with me, my sis n bro lor ....

the < stupid the better. then onli can 've fun mah .... right?

by Yee Sun 05 Jul 2009, 11:09 am

same with u lor~~~~~look a bit stupid de ma~~~~ @@''

lol~~~~joke de la dun mind so much ^^

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by G-Dz Mon 06 Jul 2009, 9:56 am

well... i am stupid in a way or another ... = = "

by Yee Wed 08 Jul 2009, 8:22 am

So sensitive one ar~~~~~just ply with u oni mar ~~~~
dun care too much bout wat m i say coz 95% i was joke or ply ply oni de lar~~~~~ n now oso at forum so ... ... lor~~~~~

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by 影子刺客 Wed 08 Jul 2009, 9:17 pm

I think GD-Z is a generous ppl lar, he is a type of take and go person :40:

am i right?? GD-Z?

by G-Dz Wed 08 Jul 2009, 10:39 pm

hm ... dunno leh ...
i juz agree if its true ...

diff ppl got diff view 4 da same thing wat .....
y argue?

4 me i will accept any commentz ... of course i will oso filter lah ...
not accept blindly 1 ...

by Yee Thu 09 Jul 2009, 10:58 am

lol~~~~sometime my word may very sacastic to others one~~~~~~
So early know me de ppl sure cant tahan much de lar @@''~~~~

but i dun means anything in those word one, just a bit .... .... to others lor~~~

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by G-Dz Thu 09 Jul 2009, 9:12 pm

ok ok lar ...
not ta serious ....

by Yee Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18 pm

Thk for being understand me arrrr~~~~~ ^^
i m quiet good ppl one actually, so if got any problem can come find me oso lar~~~~ ^^

i am willing t hlp de ^^~~~~

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by G-Dz Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:54 pm

... will think about tat ...

but probably won't ...

by Yee Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:44 am

haha~~~me oso hope u wont find me for problem solving lar~~~~
coz when u find me ask for problem solve sure is something bad happen lor~~~~

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by G-Dz Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:40 am

haha ...

very funny .... = =

by Yee Sun 12 Jul 2009, 3:08 am

Funny meh ?? =.=''~~~~~

Y so cold de @@''~~~~

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by G-Dz Sun 12 Jul 2009, 3:09 am

yeah, cold ... = =

by Yee Sun 12 Jul 2009, 6:19 pm

Anyway ~~~~~ have a coka-cola 1st ^^~~~~~~

u wan ma ???? ~~~~~~lol

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by **-YaRn-** Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:08 am

HahA~ Nice test...
Hmm.. get one wrong.. the survivor one...
And the silk almost fall in trick... But still answered water...
Sleepy~ Bye~ Sleep now..